How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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