At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
If that was your dad, he is hot
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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