Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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