I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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