HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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