If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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