And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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