So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You did what with his pubic hair?
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