Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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