It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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