bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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