His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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