How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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