Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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