Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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