Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
