; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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