we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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