get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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