Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
