my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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