I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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