I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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