once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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