Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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