Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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