i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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