..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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