i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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