That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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