I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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