I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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