Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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