It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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