they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
this hospital has no fireball
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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