Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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