why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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