that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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