I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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