I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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