And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
how can u be prego again
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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