.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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