Me. At least after what I've been through.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm too high and old for this...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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