if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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