you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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