season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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