I wanna passion pit in your ass
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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