ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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