small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
