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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
please don't ironically join a cult
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