fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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