Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
It's blow job season.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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